Avenue Moral apex: Sorry, canâ€™t list everything. Only so much disk space, you know. Besides, we canâ€™t delve into any of Juniorâ€™s alleged sexual peccadilloes (like, oh, his alleged extramarital affair with one Tammy Phillips, which reportedly began in 1997 and ended in 1999) without worrying about a late-night knock at the door. Besides, Bushâ€™s verifiable crimes are so voluminous, allegations of a lousy extramarital affair (or three, or ten) mean nothing by comparison. Remember the mantra, babes: When Clinton lied, nobody died.